One of the reasons I love being a pet owner so much
is because pets do a lot more than sit around and demand food --
They teach you lessons that you never realize you're learning!
And these lessons -- the ones I've learned from mine --
have been some of the best I could have hoped for.
So, today, I'd like to share with you some of the lessons I've learned
and I sincerely hope you enjoy them!
Although it'd be a great help in teaching them that licking burglars to death doesn't help.